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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 January 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 32743
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Alexis2742 : No kik - @sodontask

Alexis2742's page activity

Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 10:21pm<b>RandomJam124</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 9:28pm<b>swharley</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 4:05am<b>tatteredshirt</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 9:06am<b>Mightytall</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 8:25am<b>windyouthere</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 2:51am<b>madi10647</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 9:56pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 6:08pm<b>MrConfusion</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 8:14pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 10:52pm<b>saocrates</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 5:12pm<b>Dustin1900</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 8:53am<b>hare</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 3:04am<b>R3TROxLOV3</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 2:09am<b>papa_vas</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 9:32pm<b>DrSirSexyLegs</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 1:31am<b>lungjiao</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 12:35am<b>Addiction333</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 12:46am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 4:21am<b>DrSirSexyLegs</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 7:31am<b>aclark2523</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 9:45am<b>Earth_walker</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 1:43am<b>tomtom375</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 10:36pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 8:38pm<b>powerkeep</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 6:48pm<b>Dexter83</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 5:48pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 4:26pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:44pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:18pm<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 1:05pm<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 12:48pm<b>dbag884</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 11:38am<b>getoffmyscreen</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 10:42am<b>paravoz</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 8:08am<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 5:46am

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Alexis2742's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML

by Anonymous / 12/16/2013 at 2:55am / Intimacy

Today, I was at a Christmas party when I noticed someone had taken all of the cash I had from out of my wallet. It was a family gathering. I'm related to the culprit but have no idea who it is. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 11:47pm / United States (Florida) / Money

Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML

by NotTalented / 12/15/2013 at 10:44pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 4:48pm / Croatia (Licko-Senjska) / Health

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

by Anonymous / 12/14/2013 at 1:50pm / Intimacy

Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML

by The_Rest_of_the_Story / 12/14/2013 at 1:38am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML

by wth? / 12/13/2013 at 10:10am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Love

Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML

by Rumors / 12/12/2013 at 6:27am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML

by >.> / 12/12/2013 at 12:31am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2013 at 5:25pm / Luxembourg / Work

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML

by ElephantLover / 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML

by hi Mum / 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

by a.white / 12/11/2013 at 6:58am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2013 at 3:25am / United States / Kids