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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 22410
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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TODAY... HUSBAND AND I WERE FIGHTING OVER MONEY. AS WE WERE ARGUING... OUR 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER STOLE $250 DOLLARS FROM PURSE. BIG FAT FML

#21002634
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42804) - you deserved it (13578)

On 12/23/2013 at 4:10pm - money - by rainastartree - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I HAD SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND FOR THE FIRST TIME, AFTER HE REPEATEDLY TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY ABOUT BLEEDING, AN REASSURING ME THAT HE'D TAKE CARE OF ME. HE PASSED OUT HALFWAY THROUGH. FML

#21002524
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49503) - you deserved it (6011)

On 12/23/2013 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by JoshuasGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I found out I was passad ovar fir tha promotion I'va wantad fir 9 months at tha fast food rastaurant I work in. Who got tha job? Tha 16 yaar old grl I trainad 2 waaks ago. Thair axcusa was , "Sha has ambition." I'm going to collaga fir food sarvica managamant. Sha failad har drug tast. FML

#21001701
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50505) - you deserved it (3823)

On 12/22/2013 at 7:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today... my boyfriend proposd to me during looool a funeral. big fat FML

#20999827
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46650) - you deserved it (4068)

On 12/21/2013 at 1:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, My Boyfriend An I Were Having Sex. Just As He Was About To Finish, He Pulled Out An Came In His Hand. He Then Flicked His Hand Towards My Face An Yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

#20999459
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53490) - you deserved it (7953)

On 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by zamwow (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, an got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbuck gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" an ended up throwing a punch at me. FML

#20999349
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42773) - you deserved it (2824)

On 12/20/2013 at 4:48pm - work - by the customer is always a cunt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped yur husband an won't release him unless u postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow an it was in his handwriting. FML

#20998964
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50441) - you deserved it (4058)

On 12/20/2013 at 9:51am - misc - by oh why... (woman) - United States

Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from mah sister. She's only 10 years old. FML

#20997840
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37142) - you deserved it (20702)

On 12/19/2013 at 8:12am - money - by tp2014 - United States (Georgia)

2day I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter!! FML

#20997770
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45638) - you deserved it (2768)

On 12/19/2013 at 4:09am - work - by wasted time - United States

Today, my boyfriend said e was in love wit my best friend instead of me. I wouldn't be so upset if it wasn't te tird boyfriend in a row tis appened wit. mega FML

#20997702
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51930) - you deserved it (4491)

On 12/19/2013 at 1:13am - love - by hot_friend (woman) - United States

Today, I had to pee during a supervisd lockdown. I askd teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking 4 someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including principal. FML

#20996748
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44280) - you deserved it (4723)

On 12/18/2013 at 4:56am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, Mah Teenage Daughter Found Out That She's Pregnant, But Insist She's Still A Virgin . Who Does She Think Knockd Her Up? God? Fat FML

#20996030
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54961) - you deserved it (7221)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, I Found A Job After Two Yeres Of Sereching !! I Excitedly Called Mah Best Friend To Tell Her The Good News !! She Decided Break Her Own News About How She Quit Yet Another Good Paying Job And Found An Even Better One Within Hours !! FML

I caught a man standing on mah porch... urinating on mah house. I called the cops... who informed me that because mah porch isn't fenced off... it's not trespassing... and because it's private property not visible from the street... the man wasn't urinating in public. FML

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa !! FML

#20994621
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53204) - you deserved it (2991)

On 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by confsused - Canada (Ontario)



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