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Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23628) - you deserved it (57585)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17199) - you deserved it (52165)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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