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AlcaSMT

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1040
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AlcaSMT : I'm a fun guy.

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Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29223) - you deserved it (5313)

On 02/27/2010 at 12:02am - love - by dino317 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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