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Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13396) - you deserved it (75418)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86853) - you deserved it (8043)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)



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