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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 210
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Akiminurisa : Nothing to say about myself. just an average anime nerd.

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Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37564) - you deserved it (5703)

On 01/09/2013 at 6:55pm - love - by GDBeast (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML

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295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37919) - you deserved it (7784)

On 04/13/2012 at 1:09am - love - by rejected - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41710) - you deserved it (3749)

On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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