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AkihiroHattori5
  • Town/Country : Faketown, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 November 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 34357
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About AkihiroHattori5 : I joined cuz this site is too funny for me not to comment. This site reminds me that some I'm not the only one who's life sucks. King_of_Kings (hopefully I spelled that right) rules! He's hilarious.

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Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21063) - you deserved it (76189)

On 03/31/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Alex (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67075) - you deserved it (32705)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:45am - intimacy - by 12incher (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45839) - you deserved it (81853)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (352083) - you deserved it (66474)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

#225509
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53405) - you deserved it (8610)

On 03/06/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by cumguzzler - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

#214447
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42215) - you deserved it (103825)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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