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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 November 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 35108
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About AkihiroHattori5 : I joined cuz this site is too funny for me not to comment. This site reminds me that some I'm not the only one who's life sucks. King_of_Kings (hopefully I spelled that right) rules! He's hilarious.

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AkihiroHattori5's favorite FMLs

Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML

#6403187
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34290) - you deserved it (4080)

On 11/22/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by Cerezo (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML

#5579419
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26900) - you deserved it (5141)

On 10/01/2009 at 2:10am - intimacy - by betchyo (man) - United States (Massachusetts) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML

#2335998
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55899) - you deserved it (6330)

On 05/27/2009 at 5:48am - love - by xpxp2002 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44615) - you deserved it (151058)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (192745) - you deserved it (49194)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got T-boned by a woman going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours while a tube was inserted into my collapsed lung. Upon waking up my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my leg hairs. FML

#1144667
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82610) - you deserved it (3416)

On 04/20/2009 at 1:53am - health - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got T-boned by a woman going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours while a tube was inserted into my collapsed lung. Upon waking up my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my leg hairs. FML

#1144667
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82610) - you deserved it (3416)

On 04/20/2009 at 1:53am - health - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

#1054716
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30145) - you deserved it (52185)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by jules (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

#910687
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33322) - you deserved it (61500)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by ripped (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41897) - you deserved it (137726)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

#800425
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (304689) - you deserved it (21366)

On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75481) - you deserved it (19761)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started applauding and said, "$20 bucks for me! I knew you weren't gay!" Him and my other roommate had a bet. They are my best friends. FML

#722457
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86333) - you deserved it (8403)

On 03/31/2009 at 11:35am - intimacy - by CBBP (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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