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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2828
  • Number of comments : 238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About Ajwc101 : Check out my inspiration blog at...
http://your-recovery-is-possible.blogspot.ca/

Hi my name is Adrian, but my family and friends call me A.j. I am a cross country runner. I am one the nicest people you'll meet. I am currently engaged to the beautiful girl in the photo. I have three pets a dog, a cat and a horse.

My FML goal is to become FML famous, have an FML of mine posted, and earn all the badges.

Tumblr:
http://your-recovery-is-possible.tumblr.com

Twitter:
Choose2Recover

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Ajwc101's favorite FMLs

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

#19787882
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19347) - you deserved it (2231)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:40pm - misc - by eeeee (woman) - United States

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML

#19787758
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29233) - you deserved it (7825)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by a chick in California - United States (California)

Today, I went to see my dermatologist friend for a free consultation on my terrible acne. During my visit, she said I probably won't be getting any more pimples. Excited, I asked her how she could tell. She replied, "There's no more room for it." FML

#19787608
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27096) - you deserved it (2259)

On 06/14/2012 at 3:34pm - health - by ultraattitude - United States

Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML

#19787212
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8910) - you deserved it (25131)

On 06/14/2012 at 1:42pm - misc - by bad son - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

#19786918
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28194) - you deserved it (5472)

On 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Sir Vom-a-lot (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML

#19786105
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25558) - you deserved it (4407)

On 06/14/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by ouch - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

#19784539
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27890) - you deserved it (6635)

On 06/13/2012 at 10:21pm - intimacy - by biggieT - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

#19781755
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30621) - you deserved it (4623)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

#19772012
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24541) - you deserved it (3305)

On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

#19764456
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30711) - you deserved it (18202)

On 06/10/2012 at 5:16am - love - by fernie vazquez - United States (California)

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

#19764261
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14876) - you deserved it (9047)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by yeyt209 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML

#19731019
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26729) - you deserved it (3997)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML

#19724676
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5235) - you deserved it (42449)

On 06/03/2012 at 1:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35982) - you deserved it (2598)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

#19693767
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19852) - you deserved it (4917)

On 05/28/2012 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Danny (man) - Ireland (Dublin)



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