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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3500
  • Number of comments : 238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About Ajwc101 : Check out my inspiration blog at...
http://your-recovery-is-possible.blogspot.ca/

Hi my name is Adrian, but my family and friends call me A.j. I am a cross country runner. I am one the nicest people you'll meet. I am currently engaged to the beautiful girl in the photo. I have three pets a dog, a cat and a horse.

My FML goal is to become FML famous, have an FML of mine posted, and earn all the badges.

Tumblr:
http://your-recovery-is-possible.tumblr.com

Twitter:
Choose2Recover

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Ajwc101's favorite FMLs

Today, my best friend and I broke up with our respective girlfriends, so we could go on holiday and meet lots of new women. Instead, within a few hours, he got back with his ex, and they're planning their own holiday together. FML

#19801303
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7171) - you deserved it (53572)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:08pm - love - by JPTK (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML

#19800781
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20328) - you deserved it (2614)

On 06/17/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Shenza - United States (New York)

Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML

#19800401
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26636) - you deserved it (1788)

On 06/17/2012 at 4:50am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML

#19800158
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23502) - you deserved it (4042)

On 06/17/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by historyfreak_17 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

#19799986
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27225) - you deserved it (3260)

On 06/17/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by flyingpuppy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

#19799691
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23166) - you deserved it (10605)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

#19799062
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29126) - you deserved it (1978)

On 06/16/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by mystery - United States (Arizona)

Today, I'm driving cross-country with my parents. As if the stifling heat isn't bad enough, they keep stopping to admire, comment on, and practically do a photoshoot in every corn field we pass. FML

#19797728
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20772) - you deserved it (2131)

On 06/16/2012 at 4:36pm - misc - by gabby - United States

Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML

#19797334
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44616) - you deserved it (2121)

On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML

#19796347
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31195) - you deserved it (2585)

On 06/16/2012 at 9:57am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I remember that I changed my phone lock password when I was still half asleep this morning, but I don't remember what I changed it to. FML

#19796326
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15027) - you deserved it (21334)

On 06/16/2012 at 9:44am - misc - by sadphonegirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML

#19795313
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24087) - you deserved it (6651)

On 06/16/2012 at 1:45am - misc - by NotGay (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML

#19795334
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24492) - you deserved it (5884)

On 06/16/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Cassidy Bowen - United States (California)



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