About Ajwc101 : Hi my name is Adrian, but my family and friends call me A.j. I am a cross country runner. I am one the nicest people you'll meet. I am currently engaged to the beautiful girl in the photo. I have three pets a dog, a cat and a horse.
My FML goal is to become FML famous, have an FML of mine posted, and earn all the badges.
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Today, my boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot and killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward and uncomfortable, I blurted, "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 4:34pm - work - by Adan - United States (Washington)
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
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On 12/02/2012 at 8:57pm - misc - by :/ (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML
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On 11/26/2012 at 3:13pm - misc - by Autocorrected - Philippines (Manila)
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
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On 11/24/2012 at 11:35am - misc - by lobstercola - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
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On 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by mm (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)
Today, despite my pleading, my boyfriend mounted a set of bullhorns above our headboard. Guess what came crashing down on our heads at 2am. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 10:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
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On 10/30/2012 at 2:45pm - animals - by Lilly - United States
Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML
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On 10/14/2012 at 10:57am - kids - by Nickki - United States
Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML
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On 10/14/2012 at 10:57am - kids - by Nickki - United States
Today, my new roommate showed me to my room, which I got a good deal on. I noticed a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I asked, he said his last roommate committed suicide and he didn't want to pay to have the carpets professionally cleaned, hence the "good deal." FML
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On 10/12/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by Dino (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I'd stayed up all night to finish a detailed report. By the time I'd printed it I was late for work so I jumped in my car. Driving down the street, I saw my papers fly off the roof of my car. It was raining out. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 9:51pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
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On 10/03/2012 at 8:45pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, a man with a clipboard came up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 1:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
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