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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4194
  • Number of comments : 238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About Ajwc101 : Check out my inspiration blog at...
http://your-recovery-is-possible.blogspot.ca/

Hi my name is Adrian, but my family and friends call me A.j. I am a cross country runner. I am one the nicest people you'll meet. I am currently engaged to the beautiful girl in the photo. I have three pets a dog, a cat and a horse.

My FML goal is to become FML famous, have an FML of mine posted, and earn all the badges.

Tumblr:
http://your-recovery-is-possible.tumblr.com

Twitter:
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2day mah mom walkad into tha bathroomhila I was taking a pic to sand to mah long-distanca boyfriand. Sha than told ma I would go to hall fir flaunting mysalf at guys. I was fully clothad, sanding a pic to saa if ha likad mah naw haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

#20716841
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55738) - you deserved it (4264)

On 06/10/2013 at 1:13am - misc - by Crazy Mom (woman) - United States

today I got a promotion and transfer at work. My first responsibility is to fire mah soon to be father in-law. fat FML

#20708889
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56596) - you deserved it (3080)

On 06/06/2013 at 1:08am - work - by hesgonnahateme - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me 4 not buying him overpriced candy at the arport, that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase . The interrogation was not pleasant . FML

#20703790
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60992) - you deserved it (7641)

On 06/03/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by VDM (man) - Sent from mobile version

I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting fir her result . Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69610) - you deserved it (4255)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was walking down the stair with mah guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to mah wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close mah eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stars. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

#20691071
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63523) - you deserved it (14455)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was stuck in mah apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for helphen a voice came screaming, ( This is the fre department. ) I was relieved until he said, ( Just kidding. ) FML

#20681121
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46150) - you deserved it (2992)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, MAH MOM SCOLDED ME AND THREATENED TO GROUND ME FIR COMING HOME PAST MIDNIGHT. NORMALLY, IT WOULDN'T BE UNREASONABLE, EXCEPT FIR THE FACT THAT I'M 24 YEARS OLD, AND THAT MAH PARENT LIVE WITH ME, IN MAH OWN HOUSE. FML

#20677848
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51411) - you deserved it (4910)

On 05/21/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by mammasboy - United States (Illinois)

Today , I berated mah five-year-old nephew 4 peeing on the floor!! His mom bitched me out 4 expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny looool , it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants , looked me in the eyes , an started to piss on mah rug!! FML

#20675025
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48207) - you deserved it (3264)

On 05/20/2013 at 7:57am - kids - by AuntPeePee - United States

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

#20587443
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60828) - you deserved it (20285)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML

#20562846
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82545) - you deserved it (8550)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I got so drunk that I tasarad mysalf in tha balls as a joka, fall down my friand's porch stair and rollad out into tha straat . FML

#20559522
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10426) - you deserved it (63050)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm - health - by anon - United States

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad cummed to drive me home. On the way looool back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

#20539287
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49644) - you deserved it (24526)

On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out... I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him... he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

#20531724
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (4464)

On 03/05/2013 at 12:08am - misc - by goodgrief (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my dad lost is mind over te meteorite incident in Russia. He's convincd tat looool it's part of some big government conspracy to cover up a UFO cras-landing, and now e won't stop dismissively calling us "seep" and telling us "do te researc" just cuz we don't agree wit im.

#20508499
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25092) - you deserved it (2905)

On 02/15/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by dadsadipshit - United States

I had mah grlfriend over 4 dinner with mah family. My father had dressed up as a grl 4 a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and mah grlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. big fat FML

#20503190
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27876) - you deserved it (3214)

On 02/12/2013 at 12:55am - love - by BadLuckCarson - United States (Iowa)



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