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Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12564) - you deserved it (48258)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12071) - you deserved it (40567)

On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60159) - you deserved it (4495)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52339) - you deserved it (98126)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

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