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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 July 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 931
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Ajisjesus : I play guitar, I'm a closet nerd, I live in Hawaii..
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I'm helplessly in love with a girl who i mostly likely have no chance with...
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Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML


I agree, your life sucks (54676) - you deserved it (138518)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to practice putting a condom on with my mouth. Then my roommate walked in on me using my mouth to roll a condom onto a banana. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15768) - you deserved it (71889)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:01pm - intimacy - by banana (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML


I agree, your life sucks (77081) - you deserved it (10138)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by starbird (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64931) - you deserved it (22666)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)

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