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Ajisjesus
  • Town/Country : Hilo, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 July 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 559
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Ajisjesus : I play guitar, I'm a closet nerd, I live in Hawaii..
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I'm helplessly in love with a girl who i mostly likely have no chance with...
-6 life points...

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (461271) - you deserved it (573063)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (353139) - you deserved it (66629)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

#214447
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42243) - you deserved it (103904)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to practice putting a condom on with my mouth. Then my roommate walked in on me using my mouth to roll a condom onto a banana. FML

#138318
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11756) - you deserved it (62745)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:01pm - intimacy - by banana (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML

#114016
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65414) - you deserved it (8894)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by starbird (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML

#113943
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53260) - you deserved it (17136)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)



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