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Ajaxxx
  • Town/Country : The 1 w/ the Leaf
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 3377
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Ajaxxx : schadenfreude

I'm here cause Givesmehope.com makes some sort of liquid to trickle down my cheeks.

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Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22123) - you deserved it (9673)

On 11/12/2010 at 6:06am - love - by sayno (woman) - Switzerland

Today, at work I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then shows up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25834) - you deserved it (4298)

On 11/12/2010 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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