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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Ajaxxx : schadenfreude

I'm here cause makes some sort of liquid to trickle down my cheeks.

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Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28511) - you deserved it (10850)

On 11/12/2010 at 6:06am - love - by sayno (woman) - Switzerland

Today, at work I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then shows up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML


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