About Airch : Name's Scott!
Occupation - Student/Drunk
Totally laid back guy, always up for a laugh (:
Glasgow Caledonian University!! Into my second year now, doing a course in Audio Engineering.
Love music.
Love life.
Favourite bands? Ranging from some pretty heavy stuff to the indiescottish.
Frightened Rabbit, The Twilight Sad, City and Colour, Mau5, Mogwai, 65DaysOfStatic.
Alabama 3 make me happy inside.
Currently Champion of Champions and World Champions as a drum corp. Ye. Proud of it.
Could keep going on. If you're that interested just ask.
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by jessica - United States (Utah)
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 2:12am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States
Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm - love - by DyingOfShame (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
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On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 3:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by ohdear (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 1:01am - work - by mylifesucks22 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
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