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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 November 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3947
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Airch : Name's Scott!
Occupation - Student/Drunk
Totally laid back guy, always up for a laugh (:
Glasgow Caledonian University!! Into my second year now, doing a course in Audio Engineering.
Love music.
Love life.
Favourite bands? Ranging from some pretty heavy stuff to the indiescottish.
Frightened Rabbit, The Twilight Sad, City and Colour, Mau5, Mogwai, 65DaysOfStatic.
Alabama 3 make me happy inside.

Currently Champion of Champions and World Champions as a drum corp. Ye. Proud of it.
Could keep going on. If you're that interested just ask.

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Airch's favorite FMLs

Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

#14932841
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16811) - you deserved it (23359)

On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

#14925146
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31566) - you deserved it (4240)

On 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

#14923153
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20538) - you deserved it (11092)

On 02/10/2011 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

#14921394
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10741) - you deserved it (34019)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54276) - you deserved it (7751)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally responded "Yeth ma'am". She ended the tour right there. FML

#14910524
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7771) - you deserved it (60537)

On 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML

#14908129
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29731) - you deserved it (6995)

On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

#14882919
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41576) - you deserved it (4151)

On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

#14882108
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28478) - you deserved it (3260)

On 02/07/2011 at 1:04pm - work - by hushnow - United States

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

#14881953
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10892) - you deserved it (38369)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend left for a 2-year job posting in China. We had agreed to maintain a long distance relationship and even worked out a visiting schedule. Later that night, after trying to reach him, I realized the numbers he gave me weren't for China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML

#14871372
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32290) - you deserved it (3173)

On 02/06/2011 at 7:58pm - love - by dumbass -

Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

#14867901
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35253) - you deserved it (3060)

On 02/06/2011 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15121) - you deserved it (53205)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML

#14815475
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22415) - you deserved it (5567)

On 02/02/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by hehe -



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