About Airch : Name's Scott!
Occupation - Student/Drunk
Totally laid back guy, always up for a laugh (:
Glasgow Caledonian University!! Into my second year now, doing a course in Audio Engineering.
Love music.
Love life.
Favourite bands? Ranging from some pretty heavy stuff to the indiescottish.
Frightened Rabbit, The Twilight Sad, City and Colour, Mau5, Mogwai, 65DaysOfStatic.
Alabama 3 make me happy inside.
Currently Champion of Champions and World Champions as a drum corp. Ye. Proud of it.
Could keep going on. If you're that interested just ask.
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I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 1:40pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 10:01am - misc - by notsolucky (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by Keith walk - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, after informing my boss I needed stress leave from my 70 hour a week shifts, I got my new work assignment. Sixty hours a week starting at 2am. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 11:02pm - work - by NotAMorningPerson - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 7:08pm - misc - by loner - United States (California)
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