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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 November 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4079
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Airch : Name's Scott!
Occupation - Student/Drunk
Totally laid back guy, always up for a laugh (:
Glasgow Caledonian University!! Into my second year now, doing a course in Audio Engineering.
Love music.
Love life.
Favourite bands? Ranging from some pretty heavy stuff to the indiescottish.
Frightened Rabbit, The Twilight Sad, City and Colour, Mau5, Mogwai, 65DaysOfStatic.
Alabama 3 make me happy inside.

Currently Champion of Champions and World Champions as a drum corp. Ye. Proud of it.
Could keep going on. If you're that interested just ask.

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Airch's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

#15248393
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42474) - you deserved it (4032)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML

#15244433
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10475) - you deserved it (42571)

On 03/08/2011 at 9:23pm - misc - by Trippy Penguin -

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32333) - you deserved it (7009)

On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML

#15242140
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42758) - you deserved it (4364)

On 03/08/2011 at 6:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML

#15240509
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25245) - you deserved it (8321)

On 03/08/2011 at 1:23pm - health - by caqi33 - United States

Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML

#15024724
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30143) - you deserved it (4992)

On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

#15002281
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46844) - you deserved it (6399)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Lovenem (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend told me she was bored. During sex. FML

#15001390
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31928) - you deserved it (20581)

On 02/16/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

#14990668
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45212) - you deserved it (13033)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML

#14990064
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19275) - you deserved it (3454)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Goatbeard (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML

#14989370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11809) - you deserved it (38146)

On 02/15/2011 at 10:30am - love - by Dj sMoZ! -

Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall posts I got on Facebook. Then I saw I got a "Happy Birthday" from the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with. FML

#14988782
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31190) - you deserved it (6637)

On 02/15/2011 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9770) - you deserved it (57986)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML

#14981056
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29742) - you deserved it (3467)

On 02/14/2011 at 10:07pm - love - by moe (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

#14971443
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29614) - you deserved it (15189)

On 02/14/2011 at 8:45am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States



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