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About Airch : Name's Scott!
Occupation - Student/Drunk
Totally laid back guy, always up for a laugh (:
Glasgow Caledonian University!! Into my second year now, doing a course in Audio Engineering.
Favourite bands? Ranging from some pretty heavy stuff to the indiescottish.
Frightened Rabbit, The Twilight Sad, City and Colour, Mau5, Mogwai, 65DaysOfStatic.
Alabama 3 make me happy inside.
Currently Champion of Champions and World Champions as a drum corp. Ye. Proud of it.
Could keep going on. If you're that interested just ask.
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Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year old brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML
Friday 22 May 2015