About Airch : Name's Scott!
Occupation - Student/Drunk
Totally laid back guy, always up for a laugh (:
Glasgow Caledonian University!! Into my second year now, doing a course in Audio Engineering.
Love music.
Love life.
Favourite bands? Ranging from some pretty heavy stuff to the indiescottish.
Frightened Rabbit, The Twilight Sad, City and Colour, Mau5, Mogwai, 65DaysOfStatic.
Alabama 3 make me happy inside.
Currently Champion of Champions and World Champions as a drum corp. Ye. Proud of it.
Could keep going on. If you're that interested just ask.
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Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Macedonia (Struga)
Today, I dropped my blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 4:32pm - misc - by thebravelittletoaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Bolton)
Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 3:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, I was late for the bus. I chased after it for 3 blocks until I realized that the bus driver was laughing at me trying to catch her. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 1:08am - work - by Matt - United States (Michigan)
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my brand new car. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by JulieClaire -
Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year old brother. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by shia -
Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm - love - by dumped (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm - animals - by blahhlovely_30 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by crazystar69 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -
Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 5:04am - love - by Username -
Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)
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