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About Airch : Name's Scott!
Occupation - Student/Drunk
Totally laid back guy, always up for a laugh (:
Glasgow Caledonian University!! Into my second year now, doing a course in Audio Engineering.
Love music.
Love life.
Favourite bands? Ranging from some pretty heavy stuff to the indiescottish.
Frightened Rabbit, The Twilight Sad, City and Colour, Mau5, Mogwai, 65DaysOfStatic.
Alabama 3 make me happy inside.
Currently Champion of Champions and World Champions as a drum corp. Ye. Proud of it.
Could keep going on. If you're that interested just ask.
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Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States
Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States
Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Polmkk (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by lamortdeshommes - United States
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 7:45pm - love - by fmylovelife - United States
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by Nice 2 inch - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States
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