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Aimee_Pantera
  • Town/Country : Skankston, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 658
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Aimee_Pantera : Hey hey hey, I'm 15, bored and this site makes me laugh :D
I listen to metal and old school punk haha
Talk talk talk :)

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Today, my therapist told me to write down my secrets in an envelope and symbolically burn them. My secrets included stories of my rampant sex life, drug use, a suicide attempt, and the overpowering hatred I have for my family. I've managed to misplace the envelope somewhere back home. FML

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On 02/23/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by Elle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

#6029575
69 comments

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On 10/27/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by ilovemybrother (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that the only thing I learned from my first serious relationship was how to fake an orgasm. FML

#6024374
61 comments

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On 10/27/2009 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by kjirut (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML

#5680173
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On 10/06/2009 at 9:53am - intimacy - by Crappit (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

#5286193
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On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481
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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

#4574797
203 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

#4267516
214 comments

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On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

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On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)



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