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Today, I spilt boiling tea all over my stomach and left leg, so I went to the hospital to get it checked out. They said I wouldn't be able to expose it to the sun for the next two months. I'm going to Barbados tomorrow. FML
by _dopey_ / 05/17/2009 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
- Today, I climbed into bed for a well welcomed sleep. Just as I was about to fall into a deep sleep… Today, at my friends work I went to use the restroom and I managed to drop my keys in the toilet. I… Today, while trying to hook up with the girl I extremely liked, she confessed she was lesbian. This…
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…