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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1652
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42369) - you deserved it (5932)

On 10/31/2009 at 3:40pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I spilt boiling tea all over my stomach and left leg, so I went to the hospital to get it checked out. They said I wouldn't be able to expose it to the sun for the next two months. I'm going to Barbados tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57479) - you deserved it (6998)

On 05/17/2009 at 1:34pm - misc - by _dopey_ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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