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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1847
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, the gift my mother had mailed me for my birthday finally arrived. It was a gift card for Starbucks. A gift card that had already been redeemed. FML

#17219052
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28082) - you deserved it (2018)

On 07/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by coffee girl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was helping a 7 year old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

#17214769
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26343) - you deserved it (6175)

On 07/22/2011 at 6:51am - kids - by TKDConnor92 (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I was helping a 7 year old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

#17214769
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26343) - you deserved it (6175)

On 07/22/2011 at 6:51am - kids - by TKDConnor92 (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10391) - you deserved it (94200)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

#17211353
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28753) - you deserved it (3966)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:25am - money - by dontfencemein (woman) - United States

Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML

#17207646
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27550) - you deserved it (14255)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

#17202338
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32482) - you deserved it (2683)

On 07/21/2011 at 10:10am - health - by blah (man) - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML

#17201189
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26048) - you deserved it (2347)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Courtney - United States

Today, my mom finally admitted to me that ever since I was a child, she thought I was autistic, but was always too lazy to take me to the doctors and get me checked out. FML

#17199829
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33847) - you deserved it (2267)

On 07/21/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37114) - you deserved it (10690)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8924) - you deserved it (67149)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8924) - you deserved it (67149)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell and hit my head on the faucet. FML

#17173015
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29637) - you deserved it (4628)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:33am - health - by MAWZ (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35396) - you deserved it (5490)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML

#17126072
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26520) - you deserved it (5512)

On 07/15/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Creep (woman) - United States (Puerto Rico)



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