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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1691
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

#18071485
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22179) - you deserved it (13757)

On 10/25/2011 at 11:00am - health - by Michael - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

#18071485
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22179) - you deserved it (13757)

On 10/25/2011 at 11:00am - health - by Michael - Australia

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7703) - you deserved it (60070)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

#17611164
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25637) - you deserved it (9305)

On 08/29/2011 at 8:46am - love - by True Story - Canada

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19952) - you deserved it (41624)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

#17479569
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37632) - you deserved it (3295)

On 08/15/2011 at 10:45am - love - by single lady - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis functions fine. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder. FML

#17410758
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30960) - you deserved it (12134)

On 08/08/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I don't know what's more disturbing, that my own mother would brag about getting groped, or that she won the argument, at 34 times. FML

#17374758
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27426) - you deserved it (2253)

On 08/05/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

#17373083
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26040) - you deserved it (11699)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

#17371338
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39117) - you deserved it (7265)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44010) - you deserved it (2962)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

#17358704
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33659) - you deserved it (2077)

On 08/03/2011 at 7:46pm - work - by localbarista (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26242) - you deserved it (7813)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML

#17338822
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21910) - you deserved it (2302)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:43am - work - by Username - Australia

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

#17237842
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14228) - you deserved it (34601)

On 07/24/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Men '86 - Canada (British Columbia)



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