About Agrajagged : I find it hard to sympathise with those who bring misfortune upon themselves and refuse accountability.
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Agrajagged's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 3:25am / United States (Connecticut) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 10:00pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by merse / 02/18/2010 at 8:20am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by inthedark / 02/09/2010 at 12:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
by Jon / 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML
by Anonymous / 08/21/2009 at 12:01am / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by ohgod / 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Iowa) / Kids
Today, I told my therapist that I suspected my partner was unfaithful, but I don't think he believed me. "What, did you find a membership card to a sex club in his wallet or something?" he asked. When I got home, I looked in my partner's wallet. I found a membership card to a sex club. FML
by thesockmancometh / 07/30/2009 at 11:21am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Toaster / 07/30/2009 at 11:11am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by tony / 07/24/2009 at 3:04am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML
by vanguardwiley / 07/24/2009 at 2:40am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML
by Uriah / 07/03/2009 at 12:20am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, while on holiday in Morocco, I got arrested by a cop. “Sir, you were driving at 90 instead… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only…