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Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14865) - you deserved it (1079)

On 07/19/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by ThatGirl (woman) - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (198093) - you deserved it (38514)

On 05/05/2009 at 11:37am - animals - by Rhyno - United States (New York)

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Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (181862) - you deserved it (8538)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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