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Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by ohaifml - United States (Texas)
Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML
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Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by brownieswillneverbethesame (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - intimacy - by BlootheBawss - United States (Florida)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)
Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 6:02pm - kids - by anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 12:31pm - love - by Harry Dare - United Kingdom (Walsall)
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Starving Ultimatum (man) - United States (Florida)
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