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Aeroxx1337

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Aeroxx1337

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 18678
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Aeroxx1337 : I am a human being.

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Aeroxx1337's favorite FMLs

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25749) - you deserved it (2286)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36626) - you deserved it (5473)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28420) - you deserved it (3709)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, MS Word kept crashing with a memory error, so I called tech support. Instead of actually fixing the problem, their tech wasted over an hour of my time defragmenting the hard drive, disabling the anti-virus, and downloading new video card drivers from some shady site, before giving up. FML

#18283702
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23277) - you deserved it (2991)

On 11/18/2011 at 7:48pm - work - by I quit (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML

#18281989
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27236) - you deserved it (2903)

On 11/18/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML

#18279244
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24781) - you deserved it (2308)

On 11/18/2011 at 4:01am - health - by xattackattackx - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
602 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44434) - you deserved it (11617)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

#18137674
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35529) - you deserved it (2900)

On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

#18128656
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48079) - you deserved it (5481)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23787) - you deserved it (15469)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

#18098530
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30130) - you deserved it (17661)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28288) - you deserved it (10976)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64334) - you deserved it (3207)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML

#17964342
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30613) - you deserved it (2830)

On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States

Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML

#17913530
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34208) - you deserved it (7489)

On 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm - misc - by Pookaa (woman) - United States (Maine)



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