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Aeroxx1337

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24270
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Aeroxx1337 : I am a human being.

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Aeroxx1337's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

#3203701
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47380) - you deserved it (2908)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:22pm - work - by KP (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

#3201910
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36336) - you deserved it (11932)

On 06/25/2009 at 10:13am - work - by KN (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

#3192725
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83750) - you deserved it (14275)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

#3180871
447 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81486) - you deserved it (12611)

On 06/24/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by creeped_out_ - United States (Kansas)

Today, I received in the mail a hockey puck autographed by recent hall of fame addition Steve Yzerman. When asked, I had to explain to my 4 year old brother that someone famous had written his name on it. Later, I discovered that my brother decided it needed his name on it too. FML

#3156844
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41539) - you deserved it (4832)

On 06/23/2009 at 9:28pm - kids - by lumi (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML

#3142518
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28458) - you deserved it (80733)

On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bicurious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML

#3137659
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55224) - you deserved it (3418)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

#3120463
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43487) - you deserved it (5249)

On 06/22/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by sweetsixteen (woman) - United States

Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML

#3117856
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13254) - you deserved it (76017)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

#3109528
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38994) - you deserved it (19748)

On 06/22/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by FathersDay (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

#3078421
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63125) - you deserved it (26778)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at about 1 a.m. I got a drunk text from my girlfriend thanking me for the amazing sex last night. I have been out of town for 3 days. FML

#3068602
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67399) - you deserved it (3830)

On 06/20/2009 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by desocrates (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML

#3050286
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38865) - you deserved it (4308)

On 06/20/2009 at 1:17am - misc - by babasheep - Canada (British Columbia)



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