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Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)
Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
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On 12/26/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Cary (man) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by sigh (woman) - United States
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States
Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada
Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 4:01am - health - by xattackattackx - United States (Hawaii)
Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)
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