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Aeroxx1337

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20099
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Aeroxx1337 : I am a human being.

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Aeroxx1337's favorite FMLs

Today , mah mom made me teach mah delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneerd at me , and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash yur face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later , she still doesn't get what a URL is , and I fear fir mah life. FML

#17783230
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23976) - you deserved it (2721)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56501) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , Mah School Votd For A Pokémon Theme For This Year's Homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33451) - you deserved it (16850)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (8498)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah grlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17864) - you deserved it (48540)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85742) - you deserved it (13156)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today... mah fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroomhile taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

#17690581
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21103) - you deserved it (3869)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41093) - you deserved it (28049)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a ( passing fad!! ) FML

#17686275
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29593) - you deserved it (2082)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate fir mah boyfriend to grab at mah vagina in public. He did it looool again twenty minutes later. FML

#17677106
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33012) - you deserved it (6544)

On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I checkd the camera I set up to find outho has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter or my son. Turns out they all are. real FML

#17672828
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28897) - you deserved it (2675)

On 09/05/2011 at 5:37pm - health - by oxymorons - United States (Arizona)

I approachd mah daughter and told her she needs to clean her room . Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4 . FML

#17670632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27194) - you deserved it (9301)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm getting kicked out of mah flat because mah drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside . FML

#17669700
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26061) - you deserved it (3009)

On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my grandmother pulld down her pants and looool screamd, ( Kiss my ass ) in the middle of a packd restaurant . FML

#17669006
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30445) - you deserved it (2805)

On 09/05/2011 at 9:00am - misc - by Brie - United States (Georgia)

Today , I overheard mah parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's mah house. They only came to visit an forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40627) - you deserved it (2922)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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