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Aeroxx1337

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 25902
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Aeroxx1337 : I am a human being.

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Aeroxx1337's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML

#18671764
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38265) - you deserved it (3235)

On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

#18613086
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31670) - you deserved it (7620)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Cary (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

#18568632
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33221) - you deserved it (2963)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by sigh (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

#18559363
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46539) - you deserved it (5471)

On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

#18531722
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34175) - you deserved it (5778)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13110) - you deserved it (95389)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29337) - you deserved it (2582)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39238) - you deserved it (5735)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32045) - you deserved it (4111)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, MS Word kept crashing with a memory error, so I called tech support. Instead of actually fixing the problem, their tech wasted over an hour of my time defragmenting the hard drive, disabling the anti-virus, and downloading new video card drivers from some shady site, before giving up. FML

#18283702
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25493) - you deserved it (3196)

On 11/18/2011 at 7:48pm - work - by I quit (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML

#18281989
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29489) - you deserved it (3092)

On 11/18/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML

#18279244
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28254) - you deserved it (2604)

On 11/18/2011 at 4:01am - health - by xattackattackx - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
602 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47274) - you deserved it (12239)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

#18137674
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38396) - you deserved it (3120)

On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

#18128656
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51339) - you deserved it (5776)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)



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