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Aeroxx1337

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Aeroxx1337

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20100
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Aeroxx1337 : I am a human being.

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Today, ma parents took away ma laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up wit ma grlfriend. Tey saiden I patc tings up wit er, I can ave ma stuff back. fat FML

#17842672
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35606) - you deserved it (4924)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (44605)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk an smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk an continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD an fear of germs. FML

#17837739
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29352) - you deserved it (6201)

On 09/26/2011 at 6:37am - work - by gotanewmouse - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is fir kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I putted the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
565 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29204) - you deserved it (17345)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . I went out with a guy I really liked fir the first time . He tried to hold mah hands.. . only to be stopped by mah mum.. . jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no u don't!" before slapping him . This isn't the first time this has happened . FML

#17827987
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40772) - you deserved it (3269)

On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. mega FML

#17827650
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37273) - you deserved it (3491)

On 09/25/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Eric Moore - United States (Texas)

Today... mah brothar handd ma a sandwich that I'd askd him to maka 4 ma. Halfway through aating tha sandwich... ha startd laughing hystarically. I still don't know wat was in it. FML

#17823625
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28489) - you deserved it (6721)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I found out that mah ex-girlfriend , the girl I completely love , is now dating mah father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52991) - you deserved it (2671)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13152) - you deserved it (77197)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, I calld in sick to work for a second day!! After months of mah boss trying to get me sackd by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making mah life a living hell, he finally got his chance!! He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin frd." big fat FML

#17812513
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28383) - you deserved it (3086)

On 09/23/2011 at 10:48am - work - by sick of life - United States (New York)

Today, desperate fir my boyfriend to notice me fir once, I started noisily masturbatinghile he was playing World of Warcraft !! His response was to putted his headphones on !! FML

#17811635
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38472) - you deserved it (11387)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... Professor Snappd An Told Me That I Know Nothing... That Everything I've Ever Lerend Is Wrong... An That All Of Former Teachers Should Be Shot. Fat FML

#17804951
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28139) - you deserved it (4578)

On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday , the shy girl in mah class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone , since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake , I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" 4 her , only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name , myself included. FML

#17801637
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11653) - you deserved it (39663)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by mortenp - United States (Maryland)

yastarday mah naw boss lost his shit and flaw into a tan minuta rant against ma about tha ( valua of raspact ). Ha told ma that if I wantd to stay in ( his ) company, I'd bast start toaing tha lina. All this cuz I corractd his misusa of ( your ) and ( you'ra ) in ona of his mamos. FML

#17794305
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25518) - you deserved it (8739)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:11am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decidd to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me 4 over an hour. "How about being frd?" mega FML



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