Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Aeroxx1337

Offline (16 hours ago) | Search for a member

Aeroxx1337

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20007
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Aeroxx1337 : I am a human being.

Aeroxx1337's page activity

Visits<b>nb1234</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 9:52pm<b>Firewar</b> - the 08/16/2014 at 5:26pm<b>AlmightyZamorak</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 3:22pm<b>curticus</b> - the 05/15/2014 at 7:16pm<b>Brenda37</b> - the 03/31/2014 at 12:52pm<b>xAttackAttackx</b> - the 03/16/2014 at 11:00pm<b>lexypaige</b> - the 03/13/2014 at 10:01pm<b>GotItWow</b> - the 03/09/2014 at 6:05pm<b>AnonymousUsers</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 7:25am<b>emchocolat</b> - the 02/08/2014 at 12:11am<b>twilight_lupus</b> - the 01/21/2014 at 9:12am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 12:27pm<b>DaFaq420</b> - the 11/18/2013 at 2:40pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 10/28/2013 at 9:44am<b>Otaku31</b> - the 10/27/2013 at 10:50pm<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 10/20/2013 at 10:56pm<b>youresoscrewed</b> - the 09/08/2013 at 3:56am<b>jadeluv</b> - the 08/25/2013 at 5:52am

Aeroxx1337's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of Aeroxx1337's badges

Aeroxx1337's favorite FMLs

Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML

#17858787
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25424) - you deserved it (2297)

On 09/28/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by AngrySon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

#17857316
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17497) - you deserved it (52687)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37958) - you deserved it (2359)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

#17856112
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33257) - you deserved it (4470)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32659) - you deserved it (5833)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

#17854068
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27621) - you deserved it (2066)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by JubileeBee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

#17854068
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27621) - you deserved it (2066)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by JubileeBee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36088) - you deserved it (2904)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's okay, though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML

#17850001
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27585) - you deserved it (2166)

On 09/27/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by FlyingWhisps (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46721) - you deserved it (3593)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46721) - you deserved it (3593)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom tried to diagnose my sickness with advice she'd gotten from a dog magazine. FML

#17848312
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23078) - you deserved it (1984)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:25pm - health - by fml - United States

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

#17844542
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27999) - you deserved it (2270)

On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12010) - you deserved it (31222)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

#17842672
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35604) - you deserved it (4924)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: