Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Aeroxx1337

Offline (the 12/18/2014 at 4:27am) | Search for a member

Aeroxx1337

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 15346
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Aeroxx1337 : I am a human being.

Aeroxx1337's page activity

Visits<b>nb1234</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 9:52pm<b>Firewar</b> - the 08/16/2014 at 5:26pm<b>AlmightyZamorak</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 3:22pm<b>curticus</b> - the 05/15/2014 at 7:16pm<b>Brenda37</b> - the 03/31/2014 at 12:52pm<b>xAttackAttackx</b> - the 03/16/2014 at 11:00pm<b>lexypaige</b> - the 03/13/2014 at 10:01pm<b>GotItWow</b> - the 03/09/2014 at 6:05pm<b>AnonymousUsers</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 7:25am<b>emchocolat</b> - the 02/08/2014 at 12:11am<b>twilight_lupus</b> - the 01/21/2014 at 9:12am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 12:27pm<b>DaFaq420</b> - the 11/18/2013 at 2:40pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 10/28/2013 at 9:44am<b>Otaku31</b> - the 10/27/2013 at 10:50pm<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 10/20/2013 at 10:56pm<b>youresoscrewed</b> - the 09/08/2013 at 3:56am<b>jadeluv</b> - the 08/25/2013 at 5:52am

Aeroxx1337's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

See all of Aeroxx1337's badges

Aeroxx1337's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31204) - you deserved it (5642)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

#17854068
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27516) - you deserved it (2064)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by JubileeBee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

#17854068
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27516) - you deserved it (2064)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by JubileeBee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35971) - you deserved it (2898)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's okay, though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML

#17850001
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26226) - you deserved it (2062)

On 09/27/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by FlyingWhisps (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46594) - you deserved it (3587)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46594) - you deserved it (3587)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom tried to diagnose my sickness with advice she'd gotten from a dog magazine. FML

#17848312
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23028) - you deserved it (1979)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:25pm - health - by fml - United States

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

#17844542
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27786) - you deserved it (2254)

On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11972) - you deserved it (31134)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

#17842672
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35493) - you deserved it (4913)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20536) - you deserved it (44528)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML

#17837739
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29225) - you deserved it (6190)

On 09/26/2011 at 6:37am - work - by gotanewmouse - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
562 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29100) - you deserved it (17310)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17827987
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40670) - you deserved it (3264)

On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: