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Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
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Today, my parents told me I was adopted. I can understand parents waiting for a child to be old enough to understand, but I'm 33 years old. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 4:05am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States
Today, my boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by anouk05 (woman) - Switzerland (Vaud)
Today, at work, my boss and I went upstairs to storage. We got in the elevator, I pressed the 2nd floor button, and it didn't move so I repeatedly pressed the button. It wasn't until the 5th press that I realized we were already on the 2nd floor. She thought I was an idiot. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 11:03pm - work - by edodge (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 8:43pm - money - by copmagnet - United States
Today, as I put my 4 year old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, as I put my 4 year old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I accidentally admitted to two girls in my first year university astronomy class that I have a strict 10pm bedtime. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by pathetic_girl (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was called to reports of a drunk and disorderly male. I arrived to discover a drunk man having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me me and shouted 'God save the Queen'. It's then that I remembered that it's my job to do something about it. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved
Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 9:05am - health - by mikey - United States (Michigan)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by tman (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 4:19am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 4:00am - love - by Anon - United States (California)
Today, I allowed my friend to practice driving in my car. As she began to let the car roll forward, she looked at me and very seriously asked, "Brakes is the right pedal, right?" FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 11:08pm - misc - by holly10350 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Monday 20 May 2013
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