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Aerius
  • Town/Country : Silver Spring, Maryland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 January 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 8311
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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