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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 January 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML

#13468251
152 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML

Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML

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63 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 12:41am - work - by hannahj88 - Australia

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

#13466592
121 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

#13466468
70 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Shooter71 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

#13465366
118 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML

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On 10/15/2010 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML

#13462104
74 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML

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53 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 3:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML

#13459715
191 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend's family approves of me, not because I'm friendly and intelligent, but because I'm an adequate addition to their gene pool. FML

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79 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 12:40pm - misc - by nick92 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML

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72 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by IhatebeingtheDD - United States

Today, I was supposed to present a speech on diabetes. The girl who went first chose the same subject, knowing I'm diabetic and that it was my topic. I went last, so I had to change half of my speech on the spot. I sounded ignorant about my own illness. FML

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94 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 9:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at work, I was trying to repeat an order back to this guy, when his drunk girlfriend started to interrupt me. Whenever I would open my mouth, she would say "Blah blah blah." Literally. Eventually, I gave up. I got his order wrong, and got yelled at by my manager for not repeating his order. FML

#13456460
65 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 6:52am - work - by ziatenaj - United States (California)

Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML

#13455982
121 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 4:33am - misc - by fmlforreal - Singapore



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