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Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2010 at 2:44am / United States (California) / Love
by Triumvirate / 10/16/2010 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Transportation
by hannahj88 / 10/16/2010 at 12:41am / Australia / Work
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2010 at 12:17am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by jacky tu / 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 10:00pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 6:52pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 3:35pm / United Kingdom / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 3:10pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by nick92 / 10/15/2010 at 12:40pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML
by IhatebeingtheDD / 10/15/2010 at 10:08am / United States / Transportation
Today, I was supposed to present a speech on diabetes. The girl who went first chose the same subject, knowing I'm diabetic and that it was my topic. I went last, so I had to change half of my speech on the spot. I sounded ignorant about my own illness. FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 9:03am / United States (Georgia) / Health
Today, at work, I was trying to repeat an order back to this guy, when his drunk girlfriend started to interrupt me. Whenever I would open my mouth, she would say "Blah blah blah." Literally. Eventually, I gave up. I got his order wrong, and got yelled at by my manager for not repeating his order. FML
by ziatenaj / 10/15/2010 at 6:52am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
by fmlforreal / 10/15/2010 at 4:33am / Singapore / Geek
- Today, I forgot about my Google search of 'vagina' to find out what it means in other languages as… Today, a customer threw a cup of cole slaw at my face at the restaurant I work at for "not serving… Today, at work, because I have been having bowel problems I sat longer than normal on the toilet. I…