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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 January 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I was having the most wonderful bath. The water was steaming, the bubbles were bubbly, an I was reading a really good book. I putted mah book down to yawn an looked to mah right. My gaze was met by the lovely face of mah brother's pet tarantula. FML

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On 10/24/2010 at 8:21am - misc - by mzgabbster (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours . FML

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On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line 4 the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think your a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other student said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child 4 life. FML

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On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I DECIDED TO BE ADVENTUROU AN GIVE MY BOYFRIEND HEAD IN THE DOWNSTAIR TV ROOM. JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO CUM I HERED SOMEONE WALKING TOWARD THE DOOR. I TOOK MY MOUTH OFF TO GET UP AN LOCK THE DOOR JUST AS HE CAME. DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE DOOR BUT MY DAD SAW SOMETHING HE WILL NEVER FORGET. FML

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On 10/24/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by stickyface (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , I ad two 100's and two singles in ma wallet . Te two 100's was for ma electric bill and te two singles were for te bus . Once I got off te bus and to te electric company , I noticed only ma singles were tere . Turns out I paid te bus driver $200 . FML

#13570678
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On 10/24/2010 at 12:37am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, mah girlfriend cummd over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbd her chin all over mah face, exclaiming, ( Can u feel mah beard coming in? ) Yes, yes I could!! FML

#13570264
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On 10/24/2010 at 12:11am - love - by altocrm - Sent from mobile version

Today , a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit , demanding to know where I was taking her children . Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter , who I have been ( covering ) fir on her party nights . The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this . FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 8:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I was sitting on a plane waiting 4 everyone to get on. A cute guy around mah age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrifid look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyd me the whole time. FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 8:50pm - misc - by ugly me - United States (Colorado)

looool Today, I was at a movie theater . I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me . After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people . As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie . FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 7:14pm - misc - by escortedout (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today looool , my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight yeres apart , but I never knew my dad startd dating my momhen he was 21 an she was 13. mega FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I found out that tha raason I'm working as a kitchan staff instaad of out on tha floor of tha café is bacausa tha boss doas not think I'm attractiva anough. My boss is mah brothar. FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 11:13am - work - by Dude - Singapore

Today, I got very drunk after being fred from job!! In depressed, intoxicated state, I posted facebook status as 'Goodbye world'!! looool The only response was from dad saying 'cya'!! His comment got 29 likes!! fat FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 9:15am - misc - by drunkfacebookuser (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

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215 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I flew to California to visit mah younger sister at college. When I got to her house her boyfriend looks at her an says ( Shes not THAT ugly. ) FML

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On 10/22/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by annonymus - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I flew to California to visit mah younger sister at college. When I got to her house her boyfriend looks at her an says ( Shes not THAT ugly. ) FML

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On 10/22/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by annonymus - United States (Wisconsin)



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