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Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)
Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 7:36am - love - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 7:36am - love - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 7:36am - love - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML
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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
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On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML
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On 01/10/2009 at 9:41am - misc - by titov - Sent from mobile version
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
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On 01/10/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by doh - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
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On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML
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On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
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On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
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On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version
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