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AdrastosArmor

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AdrastosArmor

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8367
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Today, I realized best friend has had it off in apartment more times than I have. FML

#12896
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34326) - you deserved it (4930)

On 02/07/2009 at 2:23am - misc - by paradox (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I'm a sy guy normally, andan I talk to ma friands I don't kaap aya contact so I always look down avanan I'm listaning . My friand askad ma y I always look at ar boobs . FML

#4684
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11705) - you deserved it (21255)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by foo - United States (Illinois)

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life!! I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life!! She ran out of the room bawling!! I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago!! FML

#4336
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9723) - you deserved it (33030)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill!! The pharmacist recognized me an said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8872) - you deserved it (33239)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowd and saltd the driveway 4 over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off!! FML

#2983
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33846) - you deserved it (1546)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:13am - work - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I WERE LOOKING FOR OUR BUBBLEGUM FLAVORD "NUMBING" LOTION TO HAVE SOME MORNING FUN. WE COULDNT FIND IT ANYWHERE. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES, MY LITTLE NEPHEW COMES FROM MY ROOM CRYING AND DROOL COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH. HE SMELT LIKE BUBBLEGUM, HIS MOUTH AND TONGUE WERE ALL NUMB. FML

#997
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30001) - you deserved it (7904)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today ma girlfriend confessed to me tat se wants to dress me up wit er clotes wit wig and makeup. FML

#840
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34273) - you deserved it (4957)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday, I heard mah next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto mah balcony an asked if everything was okay, an if she needed anything. She an her boyfriend shout back in unison: ( We're F*ing, go away ). FML

#398
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35319) - you deserved it (7407)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with mah 2 best friends. While we r doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid yur friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of mah mouth: "Don't worry, they're usd to it". FML

#76
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17884) - you deserved it (82947)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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