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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 210
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54780) - you deserved it (6340)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43470) - you deserved it (5872)

On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a segway. He still got away. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39686) - you deserved it (8673)

On 04/19/2013 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand



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