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Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML
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On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML
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On 03/04/2011 at 12:18pm - health - by Anonymous - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)
Today, I was telling my students that it's unnecessary to put arrows on the bottom of the page to tell me there's work on the back, I check it anyway. At the end of the day, at least 6 kids came up to me asking to change their grade because I forgot to grade the back. They hadn't put arrows. FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 8:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
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On 03/02/2011 at 9:49pm - kids - by elfy2 -
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
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On 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by Worstjob (man) - United States (Idaho)
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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On 03/02/2011 at 6:43pm - misc - by taiannalynn5 -
Today, my boss lectured me on the evils of alcohol and how it was 'prohibited' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates being corrected. FML
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On 03/02/2011 at 10:28am - work - by Squinty6 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)
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