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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 January 1994 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9121
  • Number of comments : 253
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ActionManly : I like video games and drugs

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ActionManly's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (146506) - you deserved it (8359)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

#17047649
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44862) - you deserved it (7922)

On 07/10/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12231) - you deserved it (81011) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

#16956758
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38964) - you deserved it (3940)

On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48799) - you deserved it (4545)

On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85227) - you deserved it (6923)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16833) - you deserved it (59983)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16833) - you deserved it (59983)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16833) - you deserved it (59983)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
255 comments

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47857) - you deserved it (4905)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115707) - you deserved it (8171)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61282) - you deserved it (6582)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41496) - you deserved it (33341)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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