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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8602
  • Number of comments : 253
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ActionManly : I like video games and drugs

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ActionManly's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29083) - you deserved it (3349)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

#17934010
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59089) - you deserved it (3780)

On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12060) - you deserved it (31314)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML

#17829441
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31635) - you deserved it (4691)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:15pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML

#17764475
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35442) - you deserved it (2365)

On 09/17/2011 at 1:13pm - work - by RebekahBrooke - United States

Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40882) - you deserved it (5816)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

#17621188
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23073) - you deserved it (11901)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML

#17573986
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26913) - you deserved it (2567)

On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

#17400006
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26888) - you deserved it (6082)

On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML

#17389169
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25942) - you deserved it (4281)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41538) - you deserved it (13729)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39280) - you deserved it (5795)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

#17253981
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38107) - you deserved it (5338)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52304) - you deserved it (6214)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)



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