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Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML
by daddoesn'tknowbest / 10/13/2011 at 8:24am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 9:04am / United States (Texas) / Love
by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML
by Anonymous / 09/25/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by RebekahBrooke / 09/17/2011 at 1:13pm / United States / Work
Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML
by ironik970 / 09/17/2011 at 2:56am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by May / 09/04/2011 at 12:08am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Health
by Wife / 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by creepedout / 07/31/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by assante2010 / 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
- Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed.… Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother took twice her prescribed dose of Ambien, and… Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying"…