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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 January 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6036
  • Number of comments : 253
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ActionManly : I like video games and drugs

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ActionManly's favorite FMLs

Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML

#19520181
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18216) - you deserved it (4833)

On 04/24/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took off the training wheels of my niece's bike. I tried to show her how to ride it, but she told me to get off because I needed a fat girl's bike. FML

#19510185
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22025) - you deserved it (5865)

On 04/22/2012 at 8:09am - kids - by Mary Kathryn (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

#19506149
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41874) - you deserved it (3827)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

#19505040
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21793) - you deserved it (4177)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

#19496136
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37807) - you deserved it (5759)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML

#19488517
177 comments

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On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML

#19484170
137 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by blocked_by_fire (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the closest I got to a vacation was the smell of my new towels, because they remind me of a hotel. FML

#19481018
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15910) - you deserved it (2025)

On 04/16/2012 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

#19476340
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21574) - you deserved it (1610)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

#19465353
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33260) - you deserved it (6679)

On 04/14/2012 at 7:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

#19455819
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28988) - you deserved it (19195)

On 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by CantPublish - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

#19448273
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37598) - you deserved it (3112)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML

#19440866
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19226) - you deserved it (5101)

On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33575) - you deserved it (3088)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

#19426684
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44108) - you deserved it (3062)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)



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