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by Mary Kathryn / 04/22/2012 at 8:09am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML
by Hakimstah / 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm / Lebanon / Intimacy
by jaderie / 04/21/2012 at 5:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by caaarl / 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/18/2012 at 3:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML
by blocked_by_fire / 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 10:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 12:03am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 7:10am / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Love
Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML
by CantPublish / 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Scabby / 04/11/2012 at 5:53am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Health
by kellie1115 / 04/10/2012 at 12:41am / United States (West Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/09/2012 at 1:15am / United States / Money
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
by jordyn173 / 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by ladylarni / 04/07/2012 at 4:20am / Australia / Love
- Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make… Today, my mum came home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told… Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started…