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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States
Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered to our house. FML
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On 06/21/2010 at 8:21am - kids - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 10:53pm - health - by sillygoose (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
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On 07/03/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by shandrith (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
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On 06/20/2009 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML
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On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went round to my Grandparents' to help set up their new Satellite TV. When I turned it on, for some reason it defaulted to "Arab Babes TV". I was therefore inadvertently responsible for the broadcast of porn in my Grandparents' living room. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 5:55pm - misc - by Hello my name is (man) - United Kingdom
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version
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