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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 January 1994 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9098
  • Number of comments : 253
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ActionManly : I like video games and drugs

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ActionManly's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112626) - you deserved it (286565)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

#128340
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102610) - you deserved it (7250)

On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went round to my Grandparents' to help set up their new Satellite TV. When I turned it on, for some reason it defaulted to "Arab Babes TV". I was therefore inadvertently responsible for the broadcast of porn in my Grandparents' living room. FML

#106107
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36060) - you deserved it (4521)

On 02/22/2009 at 5:55pm - misc - by Hello my name is (man) - United Kingdom

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

#6093
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63578) - you deserved it (5238)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21166) - you deserved it (146351)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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