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ActionManly
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 5405
  • Number of comments : 253
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ActionManly : I like video games and drugs

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Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27514) - you deserved it (2420)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

#13641509
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38773) - you deserved it (4368)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to a strip club with friends. After accepting a dance offer from a cute girl, we went to the back room where she sat in my lap and told how I creeped her out because I looked like her ex-boyfriend. She talked the whole time. I paid $22 to get in the friend zone with a stripper. FML

#13618340
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16640) - you deserved it (19919)

On 10/27/2010 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

#13537092
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28150) - you deserved it (3122)

On 10/21/2010 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML

#13535807
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24470) - you deserved it (3636)

On 10/21/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML

#13531568
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30935) - you deserved it (2642)

On 10/20/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by allergic - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

#13527563
105 comments

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On 10/20/2010 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

#13518841
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30431) - you deserved it (2097)

On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61128) - you deserved it (5803)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

#13220613
43 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States

Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

#13045293
143 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States

Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

#13045293
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24323) - you deserved it (9205)

On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

#12926382
116 comments

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On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

#12408550
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39093) - you deserved it (12907)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

#12304644
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25993) - you deserved it (7746)

On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)



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