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ActionManly
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 January 1994 (18 years)
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Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4602) - you deserved it (422)

On 02/13/2012 at 7:03am - health - by loveinanelevator (man) -

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (5850) - you deserved it (397)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808 (272)

I agree, your life sucks (6664) - you deserved it (1289)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (6994) - you deserved it (564)

On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

#19032075 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (6114) - you deserved it (953)

On 02/09/2012 at 1:37am - animals - by A (woman) - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

#18935378 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (5563) - you deserved it (1133)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (8425) - you deserved it (638)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466 (260)

I agree, your life sucks (9914) - you deserved it (1010)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

#18899137 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (10178) - you deserved it (811)

On 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm - love - by sickandtiredofit (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (9498) - you deserved it (886)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

#18803544 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (7331) - you deserved it (889)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

#18766012 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (11417) - you deserved it (6732)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm - work - by student414 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (5956) - you deserved it (967)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (7935) - you deserved it (1521)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

#18566485 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (16487) - you deserved it (2252)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)