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AcidLacedBong
  • Town/Country : Notre Dame, US motherfuckin A
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 May 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 767
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About AcidLacedBong : Call me what you want.... But don't call me for fronts

Jess. 25. Happily married. No kids.

Fuck Your Life..... Thanks for amusing me :-)

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Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14114) - you deserved it (7690)

On 08/19/2012 at 10:19pm - animals - by speshlk37 (man) - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27415) - you deserved it (7423)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

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288 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

#17400006
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On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

#13481671
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On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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