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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 November 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3607
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Acesarcasm : Moderate to severely fucked life.

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Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23183) - you deserved it (4472)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML


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On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML


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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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