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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 November 1987 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3377
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Acesarcasm : Moderate to severely fucked life.

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Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19632) - you deserved it (4002)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25782) - you deserved it (3282)

On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43117) - you deserved it (7968)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (286053) - you deserved it (28232)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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