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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by suckishbf (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German. The walls in my apartment are thin, so you could hear my sister having phone sex in her room in the background. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Xanadu (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 9:28pm - animals - by Annonymous -
Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 9:28pm - animals - by Annonymous -
Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 9:28pm - animals - by Annonymous -
Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 9:28pm - animals - by Annonymous -
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way my mother says, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then asks, "Does he know that?" FML
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On 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm - love - by ThanksMa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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