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Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML

#16757067
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36247) - you deserved it (7810)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

#16756639
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26275) - you deserved it (3505)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Hello (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

#16548173
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38559) - you deserved it (10463)

On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States

Today, while hiking, my dad decided we should take the beeline trail down the mountain to save time. We got to the bottom of the mountain when we discovered it was the wrong side of the mountain. We had to hike 13 extra miles around it to get back to our car. FML

#15956367
96 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 10:43pm - misc - by lostinthewoods (woman) - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML

#15956322
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32445) - you deserved it (6153)

On 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by suckishbf (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German. The walls in my apartment are thin, so you could hear my sister having phone sex in her room in the background. FML

#15804053
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33884) - you deserved it (5174)

On 04/16/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Xanadu (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

#14417196
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43902) - you deserved it (3191)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

#14417196
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43902) - you deserved it (3191)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way my mother says, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then asks, "Does he know that?" FML

#532977
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61855) - you deserved it (13061)

On 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm - love - by ThanksMa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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